| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This cozy crewneck brings a darkly playful twist to holiday lounging. A relaxed, classic-fit sweatshirt in warm red features a bold illustrated satyr lounging with a glass of bourbon and a plate of cookies, captioned: “Skip the milk and cookies. Leave bourbon and run.” The medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend feels substantial without being stiff, holding its shape through repeated wear. Soft ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband add structure, while double-needle stitching reinforces the seams for long-lasting use. Subtle ethical touches — OEKO-TEX dyes and US-grown cotton — make it a thoughtful choice for anyone who prefers craft spirits and wry holiday humor. Wear it to late-night gatherings, winter bar crawls, or quiet evenings by the fire when you want warmth and a smirk.
Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Classic crewneck fit with ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband
- Double-needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband and cuffs for reinforced seams
- Embroidered/printed decoration options; DTG prints with DTF inner neck labels
- OEKO-TEX dyes and US-grown cotton; ethically sourced materials
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean