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I Am Not Mean, I’m Just Too old to Pretend to Like You tshirt
Color
Size
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Width, in 16.50 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00
Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00
Sleeve length, in 8.60 8.90 9.20 9.50 9.70 10.00 10.40 10.80
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

Soft, breathable cotton meets bold attitude. This lightweight crew-neck tee carries a confident, tongue-in-cheek message in contrasting white type on black fabric — clear, cheeky, and a little fierce. The retail cut layers easily under a jacket or stands alone with jeans. Thoughtful construction (side seams, ribbed collar, shoulder tape) keeps the silhouette neat wash after wash. Wear it when you want your stance to be heard without saying a word — at coffee shops, low-key meetups, or during laid-back nights out.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (Bella+Canvas 3001) — lightweight 4.2 oz fabric
- Side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape and stable fit
- Ribbed knit crew collar with seam and tear-away label for comfort
- High-quality printing methods used for sleeves and neck labels (DTF/DTG where applicable)
- REACH certified, responsibly made; manufactured in fair-labor certified facilities

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean

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